Say what?

- April 15 -

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‘There’s a party afterwards at mine - you can come if you like…you’re the only one invited’

- March 4 -

He actually said that

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HER ‘I was putting sausages in the oven, thinking the person who invented sausages must have been a proper freak to make such penis shaped meat’

- February 27 -

You made it into onto my blog twit.

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‘In fact, I was absent-mindedly thinking about blow jobs earlier’

- Anon, totally not me.

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‘alright alright, I won’t have sex with you ‘cos you’ll make too much noise but I’ll come round and we can just snuggle xx’

- February 13 -

Negotiation eh

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“I walked around in just my boxers and went to the toilet with the door wide open. Possibly the greatest freedom one can do alone”

- February 12 -

Discussion on being home alone.

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“Fucking hell! I’ve been manipulated through oral sex..”

- February 4 -

- Anon.

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HER “Your new years resolution could be to fuck a different guy every month..”

Almost forget this gem from NYE. Well, she thinks I’m a whore or she wishes she could do this herself. 

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“I’m soo sorry about getting you so wet”

- January 29 -

That’s alright baby. It was that chick that spilt the drink down me not you..

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HER “Your dancing is sexually intimidating”

I don’t think it is. I don’t think this means much. People are idiots. 

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